Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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