You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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