like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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