Michael Bay diarrhea
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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