i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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