Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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