I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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