So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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