Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I will be naked everywhere
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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