so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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