at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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