I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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