i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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