think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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