Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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