Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I party with great urgency now.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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