Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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