okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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