love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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