So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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