If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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