yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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