I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
