I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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