Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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