white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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