summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
