i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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