I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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