No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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