Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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