is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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