You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
