just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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