Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You made out with two different species that night
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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