the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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