I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think my vagina is haunted
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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