Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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