Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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