Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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