Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I love you. Go after that dick
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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