I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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