I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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