I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
