He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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