never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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