I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
