so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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