I wish I could punch you in the face.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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