Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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