.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
