i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
